This week’s
featured image is a testament to the dickishness of cats as a species. This new
contributor, who ironically answers to the name Kitty, was minding her own
business, playing Words With Friends whilst performing her morning abolitions(C'mon we all do it!), when a feral feline attacked, knocking the phone from the human’s
hand and snapping this intriguing image.
Kitty is now
taking donations to seek treatment for emotional damages sustained during this
brutal attack
Our next
contributor, the lovable John Brown, wished to let the ladies know he’s single! He’s got a stable job
and a car, ladies! John likes long walks on the beach, sunsets, and the
occasional satanic blood orgy. 
This cuddly,
blue-eyed devil would never, ever chop you up and deposit your remains in a deep
freeze at a local storage facility... he promises.
Sometimes a
contributor is just too nervous to light and compose their shot correctly. Case
in point, this week, our beloved editor found himself in a bit of weird situation
when a man on the street offered to trade him a half-eaten ziplock bag of scrambled
eggs for his super cool hat. 
Unwilling to
part with his signature headpiece, and mildly fearful for his life and sanity,
our intrepid leader demonstrated his cool-headed journalistic prowess by
snapping this selfie of the uncomfortable interaction.
The Awkward
Selfie Blog staff would like to thank this week’s guest
contributors, John Brown (@Johnbrownjoker) and Kitty, just Kitty (@mw_kitty). You can find them bumming around the
Colorado Springs and Pueblo, Colorado, comedy scenes. Support local comedy and
art by coming out to here them tell jokes some time.
Help us in our mission to eradicate un-ironic selfies! Next time you find yourself in the midst of a fierce nerf gun battle,
running with the bulls, or fleeing from the police, snap a selfie; then send it
our way. by sending your Awkward Selfie Submissions to jokermusicblog@gmail.com or tweeting
them to @drewjokerIngram with
the hash-tag #AwkwardSelfie.
