In this, our second edition of the
Awkward Selfie Blog, I’d like to introduce all of you to Ninja Baby.
With the stealth of a prowling puma,
this pint-sized Samurai deftly sneaks into mommy’s purse, not for hard candy or
strawberry Chap Stick, but for her cell phone. I’m assuming he sent this pic to
the cute little redheaded 4-year-old at his daycare. Who could resist those baby blues?
That younger generation man… they’re coming out of the womb with
a better understanding of technology then I ever will.
DISCLAIMER: The staff at the Awkward Selfie Blog would like to
point out that we do indeed know the difference between Ninjas and Samurai. The
author of this submission’s unhealthy attachment to alliterations often leads
to factual inaccuracies. We apologize to the followers of the noble Shogun
philosophy and practitioners of the mysteries of ninjutsu alike.
Also, here’s a picture of me being an idiot.
The look of shame on your face as you shove a fourth frozen burrito in your mouth.
Now remember folks, we are still looking for more Awkward Selfie Submission's. Show us your ASS'! Put yourself in a compromising position then photograph it for all the world to see. Are you getting chased by a pack of wild dogs? Selfie! did you accidentally wear your KKK to a Kanye West Show? Snap a pic while the mob tears you to ribbons!
Send all submissions to jokermusicblog@gmail.com.
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