As we learned in
the historical documentary, The Whole 9 Yards,
dentists have one of the highest suicide rates in the world. On my last visit
to the dentist I figured I should do my part to stave off her eminent demise
for a few more days by taking an Awkward Selfie. It worked… sort of. She
thought I was very funny, which made her laugh. The laughing made her shake and
the shaking… well lets just say I’m not dedicated enough to photograph myself
crying with a mouthful of blood… Still, I got a good picture out of it!
Seeing as me crying made her cry, maybe this endeavor had the opposite effect then I was hoping.
This one, I’m told, was taken by a
new Awkward Selfie Submitter at a place called the Jim… Correction, I’ve just
been told its spelled G Y M. What a weird way to spell Torture Chamber. Anyway,
I’m not sure how awkward this one is to anyone but me… but the prospect of
physical exercise makes me very uncomfortable.
I think the term is "pumping iron," but I could be wrong.
I want to thank new submitter, hear after know as Gym Girl for her submission. As for all of you other folks out there on the inter web, join the party! Snap a pic as you puke on a roller coaster, or while your mom screams at you to clean your room, the possibilities for uncomfortable photographs are truly endless. Send your Awkward Selfie Submissions to Jokermusicblog@gmail.com and bask in the wonderfulness that is internet fame.
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